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I've always wanted to be like Lindsey Vonn, and here's my chance. I'll show this damn mountain what's up, bitch.
Things I will be saying to myself to psych up:
"oh shit, what have I gotten myself into?!"
"why is it so cold!!!"
"I wonder when the bar opens?"
"I look like a pink marshmallow"
"what if I poop my pants.....will it freeze?"
"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
"I miss my dog"
"hmmmm...I wonder who Ben sends home on the bachelor tonight?"
And then.....
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WTF. My makeup is going to be ruined.
Why didn't I show up to the mountain looking like this?
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Lindsey Vonn....that hot bitch.
And p.s. I'm scared shitless of heights.
The end.
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